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postheadericon Divorce me baby one more time

In the Tabloids Today: “Pop-star Britney Spears has filed for divorce from dancer husband Kevin Federline, court documents showed, ending a two-year tabloid guessing game over the teen-idol’s stormy marriage.”

Does Britney have an affinity for guys who are on the edge of being gay or is she trying to convert them? In a few years she will surpass Liza Manelli as the biggest fag hag on earth. She will travel to all the bathhouse in the Midwest singing “The Rose” as she tries to figure out why all her relationships fail and why her movies hit rock bottom faster then Mariah Carey’s panties when she sees Eminem.” I’m sorry Kevin, you just can’t sing as high as Justin. I need a soprano to my baritone to help sing our kids to sleep.”

Britney should know better, hasn’t she hung out with Madonna and Christina ? No one ever created a website called Madonnadivorceseanpean.com but fans did create the http://divorcekevin.com website. I personally britney should fire a new publicists. Some one needs to reign in Mrs Britney so that she can get her career back on track. i love her music but having kids getting married to someone that you have only known for three months is a little more Anna Nicole Smith then I like with my Britney.

Kevin was in it for the publicity his PR rep at least had a clue. Do we even know the name of Christina’s husband ? Not really, nor do we care as long as she keeps pumping out those albums every few years. I don’t even really care that Britney took time to have kids. What started out to be a class act is turning into trailer trash with money right before our eyes. Think White Chicks and BAPS crossed.(if you don’t know what I’m talking about click on the links.)